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Post-posterous, not pre-posterous
30 Mar 2010
Internet time is now running so fast that I'm already bored with social media sites created by people who haven't been born yet.
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29 Mar 2010
What's the point of these gun-waving fanatics who hide in their rural compounds, "preparing for the Anti-Christ"?!?! I'm already here.
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29 Mar 2010
Shortcut to perfect dental hygiene: Eat nothing but graphite. Then, brush your teeth with a pencil eraser.
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28 Mar 2010
Everything that Nostradamus predicted? I unpredict it. Ha!
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28 Mar 2010
I should detain, sue, and legally represent myself for proclaiming that free speech should be criminalized and subject to citizen's arrest.
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28 Mar 2010
There just isn't enough time in life to get everything done, unless you control an army of networked cyborg slaves.
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28 Mar 2010
Pointless inventions #172: Combination hairbrush, peanut-butter knife
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28 Mar 2010
Pointless inventions #149: A self-replicating machine that auto-destructs.
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28 Mar 2010
Trick questions #71: Does this cyanide taste fresh to you? (Why it's a trick: Cyanide doesn't spoil!)
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24 Mar 2010
Idea for an automatic-babysitter: A trampoline made from spiderweb silk.
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