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29 Jan 2010
If I only knew then what I know now... I would have bought up rights to some of those Internet tubes.
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28 Jan 2010
It's OK if my briefcase pops open in a storm and a ream of paper scatters, cuz paper means I haven't done the swap at the bus station yet.
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26 Jan 2010
It's a mystery why so many buildings mislabel the PUSH signs on their doors as PULL, when they really did mean PULL.
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22 Jan 2010
Took my daughter to the dentist. Let her eat onion-flavor chips on the way over.
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22 Jan 2010
Times sure are tough. Saw a hobo preparing dinner by boiling a shoe. And I was still wearing it!
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20 Jan 2010
Statuso Updatium!
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14 Jan 2010
Really need a fitness program. I'm starting to look like Luke Wilson.
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13 Jan 2010
My left arm is in a sling. Not cuz I'm hurt; it's just easier to hold my iPhone now while skateboarding and updating Facebook.
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13 Jan 2010
If communing with the spirit world, do not click on links embedded in messages; these may install malevolent entities or be demon spam.
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13 Jan 2010
Reducing the Deficit, Idea #1: Obama should let Iran have nukes but apply a Bomb-Usage Fee to help pay off the US budget deficit.
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